too many vaginas still out of control

Today was a busy one in the news cycle, most of it all about our POSIC Elect's nose being up Putin's ass and the election being hacked. But please don't let that distract you entirely from all the other evil fuckery going on behind the curtains.  

In his final 2016 press conference, Mitch McConnell promised to do all kinds of magical unicorns farting fairy dust things.   In case you missed it:

Dude thinks doing nothing about Obamacare (i.e. not take away all that terrible life-saving healthcare for millions of low income Americans) is unacceptable.  So, he is making sure we all know that the republicans will keep their promise to immediately repeal (get rid of) the "monstrosity that was left behind by the Obama Administration" and replace it with...nothing.  They still have to come up with a plan, remember?  They've had over six years to concoct something from fairy dust and spit, but as of today, they still got nothing. 

"What comes next is what comes next."  This was personally my favorite fart McConnell stood on camera fanning.  I mean, wow, such wisdom, much competency.

Why don't you republicans just do what you really want to do?   Look straight in the camera, Mitch, and just tell the truth in that quasi-southern accent of yours.  "Fuck you, poor people. We ain't doing shit to help you. We don't got time for that.   There are way too many vaginas still out of control that need some Christian, conservative manhandling!" 

America, you getting greater yet, or what?